The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*still invisible...sneaks out*

*turns visible...still female human*

*walks back in*

Herb: Well, how else do you explain my pen exploding? Pens don't just explode by themselves...*sees sarge* And who are you?

I could ask you the same thing.

Herb: Are you people really that...*getting frustrated* Look. All I ask is that you come in for trial. There is no point in us arguing about it when we can have a judge and jury decide.

 

[Lola p]

Look.

*pulls briefcase with 5.7 million dollars in it*

Take this and leave, Kay?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*jaw drops* Wha...

Herb: How did you get all that money? You know, no normal person has that kind of money sitting in a briefcase. I am inclined to think you stole it.

 

[Lola p]

Nope, just went Into business with someone.

So take the money and leave, Kay?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Are you serious? He's with the scientists. And how did you really get that money?***

Herb: No, I am not going to take bribes, especially if it is stolen or counterfeit

 

[Lola p]

Who said it was stolen?

And I am saying why pay for lawyers To do a buncha junk, and just settle it?

*pulls another out, containing 10.9 million dollars*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Now I'm really starting to think you stole that...***

Herb: I feel insulted that you think I am really that dumb

 

[Lola p]

There is so much you do not know about the vampire world...

*famgs pop out *

**lets just say this. Vampire mafia respects me.**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Mafia? That money really is stolen! I can't believe you are associating with them! I've been trying to keep those guys under control, and now I hear you are working with them?!?***

I have to go...walk my dog...*storms out of room*

Herb: Well now, looks like we are alone. What are you gonna do to me? You can't do anything, because it would just be further proof monsters deserve to be locked up.

 

[Lola p]

What?

We do not deserve to be locked up.

Its horrible people like you who deserve to be! You and your scientists!