The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

Ok....

Muffin was the size of a 8 week old kitten within an hour of her being born.. Are they going to grow fast too?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Yes...but its hard to say how many kittens will come out. Demon animals are kind of like sharks. They fight do the death before they are born so that only the strongest survive. Any kittens born will need to be kept overnight to be monitored.

 

[Lola p]

**later**

Ok! Rex, how many kitties did mah baby have?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Two

 

[Lola p]

Really? I thought there would be more...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: I would rather not go into any more detail except they are like sharks. And will eat each other before they are born.

 

[Lola p]

O__O

Ok...

Now, I'm going to see them.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(that is true about certain species of sharks)

Rex: If you really think you will be safe...we just cannot risk these cats getting out and breeding more.

 

[Lola p]

Wait, I'll be able to take them home....

Right?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex:...well...normal protocol during situations like this is to kill the animal because even as adults they cannot be trusted to not attack something. And we have never been successful in fixing them. Their parts tend to just grow back. Unless...Sarge?

O_O No...whatever it is, I do not want anything to do with it...

Rex: Cuts made by demons in shadow form do not regenerate. Victims need to seek medical attention or find some kind of healer. And no other species of demon anything has healing spit.

...What are you trying to...no...no...I am not doing that