The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

*starts to cry*

It's just...

Muffin left! She didn't even leave a note! She was really moody, as always beig mean! And she was really getting fat, so I asked her hat she was up too, and she mentioned a Tom...


What does that even mean?!

**sobs**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

WHAT?!?! Grace! Your cat is pregnant!

Oh no...we need to find her before she has those kittens. This is bad...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Wait a minute, her cat's pregnant? When and how it that happen? O_O

 

[Vincent L]

What's wrong with her cat getting pregnant? Is the species dangerous or something?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Baby demon animals need to feed on a lot of blood...A LOT of blood.

 

[Lola p]

My kitty gonna have her babies! She obviously wants them!

 

[Lola p]

Then I'll buy more!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Baby demon animals will attack ANYTHING with a pulse if you don't satisfy them right away. Sometimes...they attack the mother as soon as they are born

 

[Lola p]

They are babies! I will not kill them!

**all o a sudden muffin appears in labor**


REX! HELP!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I DIDN'T SAY TO KILL THEM! Don't put words in my mouth!

Rex: Ok, if you want them alive...we are going to have to bring your cat into an isolation room so we can monitor the kittens. We will put a device in the room that supplies a constant stream of rodent blood, demon cats favorite type of blood. During the first hour, its best to not be anywhere near them, because they will not be able to control themselves...