The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

And I haven't found out how to access to my angelic form yet. And even in my current form I get attacked.
*point at the wound Stinky's shuriken left on my cheek*
That sure was no paper cut.

 

[Lola p]

Ok hubert, you dont have to.
LEts do this rex!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Oh for crying...
*turns demon*
*licks hand and wipes it Yuna*
*Cut is gone*

Rex: If you want, we can give you a watch that creates a hard hologram disguise. Sort of like in Megamind.

 

[Hubert]

Great! I'll just take a spot backstage and watch...

EDIT: This post has been brought to you today by the letter Z.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

A what doohickey?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I really don't want to do this. I mean...what if someone gives me human blood and I go on a rampage again? The second that happens people are going to think I'm evil. I'm surprised there hasn't been any footage leaked of past rampages...

Rex: Basically, it is a hologram that surrounds your body, alters your voice if you want, and it disguises you. People can touch the hologram and it is exactly like touching a physical human

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

A perfect disguise then... can it make me look like Rinoa from Final Fantasy VIII? Or Yuna from Final Fantasy X? =)

 

[Hubert]

Like I said, I'm with Sarge on this one. All that needs to happen is one bad thing, and suddenly everyone loses trust in Agent Rex and all monsters again.

*to Sarge and Yuna*

Plus, do we really want to be publicly associated with the monster who caused a mass panic at a supermarket?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: We can make it look like whoever you want, but a video game character might draw attention to your-*glances at Sarge* You know...nevermind.

Its like cartoons and video games don't exist in this town

 

[Lola p]

*grabs watch and turns into sarge*