The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop:...No I have not. To be fair, I suppose at the very moment you do not look like a murderous beast, but there is no denying a werewolf IS a murderous beast.

 

[Lola p]

No, They are not!


*cops pull guns*
Calm down guys...

 

[Hubert]

*at the apartment with Vincent and Jaz and Yuna*

I said we shouldn't bring GRace along...I called it...and now look at us...Grace is a wanted criminal, over five people are going to sue her, monsters look bad, Joel's supermarket is in mass destruction, the MIB is probably going to expel us...

OOC: I know I said I was leaving, but I couldn't sleep...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop:...well...you have yet to attack me...*looks uncertainly*

 

[Misskermie]

MEANWHILE!!!


First I shall need a story to prove her innocent...

I WAS always good at lawyer games...

(Aaaaaand I'm talking to myself...)

 

[Lola p]

See? We can control ourselves...

*cop behind me readies a bullet*

*Snatches gun and wads it into a ball of metal*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Come on, maybe if you were to "save" his life or something...***

Cop: *holds gun up* You just waded that gun into a ball! That does not sound like self control to me!

 

[Misskermie]

OH! I can take blame, by saying I injected Vincent's shapeshifting in my blood!

*Runs back to where Grace is*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*facepalm*

*uses telekinesis to stop Jaz*

***Don't make things worse!***

 

[Lola p]

Really? Saying how he had a silver bullet, adn was about to shoot...

How would you like it if I came to you, fangs out, and started to drain you?

Thats what its like....