The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't randomly go around destroying things. I play video games too...which involve...destroying and killing things...One of my favorite games is Brutal Legend, where you kill demons...but your character is half demon who is son of the empress of all evil demons...wrap your head around that

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Why is it when I start talking about video games people shut up?

So anyway...now what do we do?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nah, my Internet connection's just being funny today. Often just disconnecting for no reason at all -_-

Dunno... go see the town?

 

[Lola p]

That always ends bad....

Im bored....

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It wouldn't end bad if we hold ourselves back. But we could also leisurely fly around.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

We could go to the black market...do some shopping. At least there its normal for random monsters to show up. The whole place is ran by vampires. Usually they only let vampires in, but I'm friends with the owner...don't ask

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, as long as we find useful things and don't get into trouble, I wouldn't mind.

 

[Lola p]

OK!

*at black market*

Hi! Are you guys vampires?

**Dungeon master Sarge.**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Doorman: Yes...what do you want?

Steve, don't be like that. Just let us in

Steve: Oh, hey Sarge, didn't see you. Your fur blends in with the decor. yeah, go in.

(it took me a whole 5 minutes to come with the name Steve XP)

 

[Lola p]

Hi... Is this the black market?