The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Kid: Depends...are you with the government? They are watching me...they know I know too much...MONSTERS ARE REAL! But no one believes me...and I swear the government is spying on me...

*still invisible*
**This kid has a few screws loose**

 

[Lola p]

I am not with the government.

What are werewolves supposed to be?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Kid: Monsters possess greater power than you will ever understand. Humans cannot comprehend their importance in the balance of the universe. Every time a monster dies, a part of the universe dies with it. With no monsters, there would be no humanity. They connect the spirit realm to the natural realm. Your existence is all because the great monsters allow you to live. They aren't all evil. They are the protectors of humanity!

**Yeah...this kid has MORE than a few screws loose**

 

[Lola p]

Oh... Kay.....

So are vampires good?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Kid: Yes...but of curse there are going to be monsters who are evil and want to kill humans. There's no real way to tell if a monster is evil just by looking at them. And you know, monsters walk among us as we speak. They can disguise themselves as humans. They look perfectly normal until they transform. I have a bunch of pictures on my computer of real monsters if you want proof

 

[Lola p]

*destroys computer*

 

[Hubert]

Why did you do that?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Kid: O_O Why did you just destroy my computer? And where did that voice come from?...oh god...please. I'm sorry. Don't kill me *drops to knees*

 

[Hubert]

*realizes he said something while invisible*

Oops.

 

[Lola p]

Kid, your herein things. And why would I kill you?