The Creature Calamity Club

[Mo Frackle]

The last thing I remember was buying this book out of a car from two mysterious men. Everything blacked out, and that's when I ended up with those two scientists.

 

[Lola p]

So, were you originally a pheonix, or a werewolf?

 

[Mo Frackle]

A werewolf. Apparently, those scientists were responsible for making me part phoenix. That's gonna take some getting used to.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

So if you die, will you be reborn out of fire and ash?

 

[Lola p]

Really? Wow.

So, you are a werewolf. What did you do before finding us?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What? Its a legitimate question

 

[Mo Frackle]

I was raised in the woods until I was 16. I left home to make something of myself. One day, I saw this young vampire being tortued. It was extremely heart breaking, I can tell you that much. From that day on, I decided that I would do all I could to protect monsters everywhere.

Let's move on now, shall we? What is it you guys are doing?

 

[Lola p]

Well, you have found the right place!


*in apartments*

So, your a werewolf?

Watch this.


*goes into werewolf form*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm the perpetually grumpy bat demon who babysits the rest of these guys

 

[Mo Frackle]

Well watch this!

*Goes into Billy Mays form*
Does you kitchen need cleaning? Try our new product... oops wrong form.

*Vampire form*