The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

...

*slowly backs away*

Uh...what do you mean "they're?" I only saw one monster...uh...I'll be going now...

 

[Lola p]

*another clerk comes and raises a gun with wooden bullets*

Clerk: Fanger!

*shoots, and I run out*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

O_O

*suddenly MIB agents fill the room*

Agent: Lady, did you just shoot at a monster who did not do anything to you? You know that one, you need a license to hunt monsters, two, if a monster hasn't done anything, it is a crime. You are under arrest

*MIB leave faster than they arrived*

Ok theeennn...

 

[Lola p]

Yay! Protection laws!

*glares from other workers*

 

[Hubert]

*rushes into ice cream shop*

Hey guys...I came out of my apartment and everyone was gone. So then I saw some MIB agents rushing in...so I figured that probably involved an incident with one of us...

I see our new tenant has moved in?

 

[Lola p]

Yep, and-

Is shot by a worker**

* runs away*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ok, thats it...

*faces worker*

She didn't do anything to you! Do you just go around shooting customers like that?

Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean its automatically evil or going to hurt you. If she was going to hurt you she would have done so the second she came in...

Clerk: So you must be a monster too!

*gets shot*

Ugh...*grows claws and digs the bullet out...wound heals instantly* Well, that was uncalled for. Say hi to Agent Rex for me...*walks out as more MIB start swarming the place*

 

[Lola p]

*running through woods howling*

 

[Hubert]

I suggest we head back to the apartments...before one of us gets hurt from a shot...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Too late. Apparently Grace doesn't have regenerative abilities. You know, I sometimes wonder what would happen if I got chopped in half. Would there be two of me, or would the two parts somehow join together again?

I don't really want to find out. Lets hunt down Grace so I can get that bullet out of her