The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

Mr. Peck: Bawk Bawk Bawk!

Mr. and Mrs. Peck would also like one.

OK, Mr. and Mrs. Peck, you can have apartment 9, and Uncle Fritz, your family can have apartment 10.

*gives room keys*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, I guess if we get hungry

 

[Misskermie]

...

 

[Hubert]

If you get hungry...you'll have to live through another funeral...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Or we prevent you somehow from holding one

 

[Hubert]

Believe me...it would save you a lot of trouble to just spare their lives...

 

[Misskermie]

Wow.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Don't you think it's getting ridiculous?

Oh, Jaz, your soup's finally done after that ludicrous funeral.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Unlike fish, chickens are food. Not friends

 

[Misskermie]

WOOT OIL SOUP!!!