The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

How do you know he was born 1995?

 

[Hubert]

Mr. and Mrs. Peck informed me.

It is disrespectful to call a person who has passed on delicious. Please apologize to Gregory, and Mr. and Mrs. Peck, Yuna.

We will now begin getting out the food for the funeral brunch. The main dish: radioactive bagels.

 

[Misskermie]

HUBERT!!!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Does it mean I have to apologize every chicken I've eaten in my life? And no radioactive bagels for you, my boy. Have some chicken soup instead.

 

[Hubert]

Just apologizing to Gregory and his parents will be good enough. And it is disrespectful to eat a person at their funeral brunch.

 

[Misskermie]

Don't make me come out there and slap the bagels out your hand Hubert

 

[Hubert]

Slapping at a funeral brunch is also disrespectful. Please give Gregory and his parents the respect they deserve through this extremely hard time.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, okay.
*mumble This is ridiculous*
My apologies to Gregory and Mr and Mrs Peck, yadda, yadda, yadda.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*snorts* I'm not apologizing to lunch

 

[Hubert]

Mr. Peck: Bawk, Bawk!

Mr. and Mrs. Peck accept your apology, Yuna.

Mrs. Peck: Bawk, Bawk, Bawk!

But they're still offended by Sarge.