The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

I rather eat it

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Good. I'm glad

 

[Hubert]

Mr. Peck: Bawk Bawk!

They are now once again offended by Yuna's comment. When we have guests who are entering into very rough waters, it is imperative that we treat them with respect.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Even when they end up as our dinner sooner or later?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

If I had pyrokinesis those chickens would be roast chickens

 

[Hubert]

Mrs. Peck: Bawk Bawk Bawk!

Mrs. Peck says that the couple refuses to be dinner. They're family has already lost too much, they won't be able to bear much more.

*four chickens fly in window*

Who are you?

Chicken: BAwk Bawk Bawk Bawk.

Ah. These are some relatives from New Jersey. This is Uncle Fritz and Aunt Margaret, and these are their sons, Cousin Ralphie and Cousin Tammy.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I have fire magic. I could burn them to make roast chicken for dinner

 

[Hubert]

Please do not burn them. After their loss, they have become like family to us.

Uncle Fritz: Bawk, Bawk, Bawk!

Of course, Uncle Fritz, I think that would be OK.

Uncle Fritz was wondering if his family could borrow an apartment, so they can support Mr. and Mrs. Peck during their hard time.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

They ca have an apartment in my stomach

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think At least we have our Sunday dinner nearby*

Isn't that a little ridiculous? But if you like.