The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'm preparing the soup right now, but someone will have to slowly hat up the oil.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Are we done yet?

 

[Misskermie]

Is he still singing?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Can we knock him unconscious?

 

[Hubert]

My dear friends, it is now time for the burial of Gregory Peck. Please proceed in front of the counter. Our dear friend Yuna will be doing the burial honors, burying him in the soup.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*roll eyes and hum various Final Fantasy game over theme while "burying him in the soup"*

Now, what about the oil?

 

[Hubert]

Gregory, may you rest in peace. Wherever you go next, may you be showered with blessing because of the impact you made on each and every one of our lives. You are truly a remarkable role model, someone we can all learn from. Jim Henson once said that his ambition was to leave the world a little better for having been there. You certainly can have no doubts that you did that. You led by example. You were a great leader. You are someone we can all look up to. May you rest in eternal peace.

 

[Misskermie]

It's in my fridge, but hide my bagels from Hubert.

 

[Hubert]

My dear friends, it is now time to commence the funeral brunch.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, Gregory's someone we can look up to... for being delicious
At least I hope he tastes delicious.

*get the oil out if Jaz's fridge and hide the bagels from Hubert*