The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

Can you call then Yuna?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Let me quickly buy flour and shortening and then I call 'em.

*goes in a grocery store to buy the aforementioned products as well as strawberries*

Okay, done
*takes out the device and takes a good look at it*
Hm, how does it work anyway?
*accidentally pushes a button*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Give me that...*grabs device from Yuna*

*holds button* Um, hello? Anyone there?

*after a few moments someone responds* Yes, is this someone from the group of creatures we visited yesterday?

Yes...we were wondering if you could come back to our apartment. One of the managers wants to meet you guys

Man: Of course. We can be there in a few minutes. HQ is actually very close by due to the high number of mythical creatures in the area.

 

[Lola p]

Ok, this should be cool.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, then, let's go back to our apartment

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Should I teleport everyone back?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That would be faster than walking. So, I say yes.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*grabs everyone and teleports back to the apartment*

You will eventually get used to the feeling of being made of nothing but loose matter flying through the air at the speed of light

 

[Lola p]

*sees men walk in*

Ah! *turns into a wolf and runs under a table*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

After the first ten times?
*goes to put the groceries away, returns with a DS and starts playing Pokémon HeartGold*
§&$&§$&$ Raikou! Stay in that $§"$*@$% Ultra Ball!