The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

*snaps*

Already done.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*poofs in...seems freaked out*

So I was getting that ice cream for Yuna and I noticed some men following me. These guys looked like they were from the secret service or something. What if they followed me here?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh dear, this doesn't sound good. Let's keep a lookout and if they really have followed you herem then we better tie them up.

 

[Hubert]

Eek...wait a minute? The secret service...or the president's guards? Is Mr. Obama here? I wanna get his autograph!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

At some later time, you and I are going to discuss what mixed priorities means.

You don't think they saw what happened and now the government is after me do you? Well...I guess how could someone NOT see.

*loud knock at the door*

AHK! *turns invisible*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stares at the door*
I'm not going to open!
*goes to hide in the kitchen*

 

[Vincent L]

Ok, is that the secret service guys you were talking about?

(great, ziffeled again)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*two men in black suits break down the door*

"We know you creatures are in here. SHOW YOURSELVES!"

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hey, we're not aliens! You men in black look somewhere else!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Man 1: That is only one division of the MIB. We also have a separate organization that deals with mythical creatures.

Man 2: We have been alerted that one of you recently killed the MIB's most wanted and most dangerous bounty hunter.

Man 1: We want to extend our thanks. We have been after him for several years, but he has continuously escaped us.