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The Creature Calamity Club

Sgt Floyd

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*takes book* Ok, now what?

*the shopkeeper picks up a talisman and starts to change*

You ARE a demon...a bear demon?

Shopkeeper: Exactly, now look up bear demons...

*reads section about bear demons*

"Bear demons are surprisingly some of the most mild mannered species of demon. They possess free will and amazing strength. They are known for their honestly and loyalty. It goes against their nature to lie about anything. While not particularly rare, they are fascinating creatures to study."

Well, Hubert, is that proof enough for you?
 

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[watches the shop from room 200 with a pair of binoculars]

EDIT: ziffeled
 

Hubert

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*listens to reading about bear demons*

Well good for you, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes...now can we just get on with this already?

Besides, you said that man who wrote that was insane, so shouldn't we believe in the opposite of what he says?
 

Sgt Floyd

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Do you have to be so rude?

Shopkeeper: Look, you are the only known bat demon to currently exist. Which means that the scientists will stop at nothing to capture you. Your friend is also of interest because werewolf and vampire dna generally does not mix. She is also in much danger. Here is where I have to break the bad...well...worse news to you. The scientists are far more powerful than any of us combined. While we try to protect the creatures who live here...there is not much we can do...
 

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Shopkeeper: In truth, we wanted to know if you would join our group to help fight the scientists and help protect others like us.

Do we really have a choice? Right guys?

(and I'm going to sleep now, good night)
 

Vincent L

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[flies out room 200 to the store]
Sure, let's join.
 

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What about a werewolf and ghost mix, is that in danger too?

And not that I don't trust you, but could you tell us more about this group?
 

Vincent L

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They probably want werewolf/ghost genes, too.
 
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