The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Aren't you now curious to see what it has to say about whatever it is that you technically are?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You mean what it has to say about witches? Or about monsters and demons in general? Well, I wouldn't mind taking a look.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah witches, but I'm still not convinced I would call you a "witch"

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*glares at Sarge*
And what should I do to convince you that I'm a witch? Apparate? Turn you into a toad? Make the Draught of The Living Death?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Thats not what I mean at all. Its just witch sounds so generic. There has to be a proper name for it

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, what else can we call it? Black Mage, White Mage or Red Mage, which happen to be Final Fantasy jobclasses?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Check the book? There's probably a whole subsection on different kinds of witches

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I've got nothing to lose.
*takes the book and browses through*
Ah, there's something. Hm, different kinds of mages.
*mumbles some passages aloud*
Black Mage uses offensive spells and spells to cause negative status effects on the enemy. White Mage is a healer and can cause positive status effectts on team members. A White mage can also cast Holy, a powerful offensive spell. Then there's the Red Mage, a combination of both. Magus, Devout and Sage are the respective upgraded versions. There's also the Blue Mage, who can learn enemy skills and the Time Mage, whose specialities are increasing and decreasing speed and manipulating foreces of gravity.
Hm, interesting. Now, which one would apply to me?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Red maybe?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, I think so, too.
*continues browsing*
Oh, there's something about Summoners, too. Let me see, they call powerful creatures to aid them in battle. They can use Black Magic and White Magic, although most use the latter. There were also Summoners using the former or both.
Cool. But I don't find anything about them having horns.