The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

*sees Sarge in apartment 8*

Now you?

*uses incredible force to drive both back toward the door*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I can show myself out, thank you.

*dissolves into a cloud of black mist and vanishes*

 

[Hubert]

*still driving Lola toward the door*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*swirling vortex of black mist appears on Huberts wall, pokes head through votex*

By the way, do you need help fixing your door? Lola did a number on the frame

 

[Hubert]

That depends what number she put on it...an 8 would do quite nicely...

Oh...you mean the door needs fixing...sure...I could use some help...and maybe a big number 8 painted on it as well...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*falls out of vortex*

Ugh...combining ghost and demon powers to make a cool entrance...did not work as planned. I guess I'll stick to ominously rising up out of the floor instead of the wall

 

[Hubert]

And combining ghost and werewolf powers makes you pass out...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But seriously, rising out of the floor materializing in a swirling vortex of black mist is pretty cool, wall...apparently not so much

But back to fixing your door! Looks like if we just hammer some nails into the door frame it will stay put. Its kinda falling off right now...

*piece of wood falls to floor*

 

[Lola p]

*walks in*

Hey guys, I got pizza!

 

[Hubert]

And while we're at it, we should put a nail in the middle of the door, and hang a sign that says "NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION"

Ooh, pizza! Did you get any with mushrooms?