The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

**Okay, see you later**

*to Eddie, Ophelia and Kill Master*
Well, on to the car.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Kill Master left, he was on a motorcycle)

*waits around for them*

Eddie: *plays a guitar solo and his car appears*

*they all get in and soon arrive at the motor forge*

*the door opens as they aproach and drive into it*

*flies after the car*

*the heat is almost unbearable*

*Eddie stops the car and a stream of lava splashes onto the ground from the pool of lava beside them*

*The lava forms into the Guardian of Metal*

GM: What do you want?

Eddie: Um, we found a demon...

GM: *looks at Johnny* And?

Eddie: Well, he used the idol of Ormagoden to get here

GM: Still not seeing your point

Eddie: Do you know anything about him?

GM: *examines him* Meh...he's a demon. What do you want me to say? He's not part of the Tainted Coil, but he does seem to be related to you. I don't think he's directly related though. Maybe a cousin.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(*facepalm* I forgot)

*sweat like a sinner in church in the heat*

*don't know what to do or what to say during all this*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Uh...I have a question! How to I get back to my time?

GM: Do whatever you did before

Why was I forced into this form? I could die without heat in this form...

GM: In your time maybe. But you obviously have some connection to this place otherwise you wouldn't have automatically transformed.

Eddie: So we are related?

GM: Distantly, but yes. He's probably a later species of demon that evolved from yours, judging by the wings and hooves. Now leave me alone unless you are going to buy something...

Eddie: Fresh out of tributes

GM: Then see you later *turns back into lava*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble to myself in thought Hm, maybe their distant relation is why my husband was forced into this form? And getting back to our time would automatically get him back to the form he was before, in this case human form?*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Eddie: Well, I guess then that means you can head home now. He wasn't really of much help

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Johnny*
You want to go home? Or would you rather look around first?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Meh, I've seen it way too many times. Do you know how many times I've beaten Brutal Legend? A lot

Eddie: I still can't believe they made my life a video game!

Yeah...well, uh...bye I guess...

*takes out idol and cuts himself, letting the blood drip on it*

*holds onto Yuna as they are transported back to the cave*

*is still in his true form but turns back human*

Hehehehehe

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't think I can say I've beaten a video game countless times

*smirk when Johnny's back human*
Hot sight

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Look what I found

*pulls out the metal beast wrist band from subspace*

It's a metal beast wristband!