The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*open my eyes too, vision blurry*

*groan and rub my hed*
Whahappenuh?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ophelia: Maybe they would be better by now if you had helped them sooner!

Kill Master: Don't fight. I can't stand it.

Eddie: Who's fighting?

*vision starts to come back and he sits up*

*realizes he is still holding the thing he pulled out of the trunk*

*Finally recognizes it*

*looks up at Eddie, Ophelia, and the Kill Master*

Huuuuuuuhhhhh?

Kill Master: My, aren't we talkative...

Ophelia: The blonde one sort of looks like Lars...

 

[Lola p]

(OH MY GOD THAT PICTURE OF LARS! XD )

*Hides*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at the three people after my vision came back*
What... what happened?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

O_O

No...no...no...no...

Kill Master: Well, at least we know he has one word in his vocabulary

Eddie: Uh...hey. I found you guys unconscious here.

B-b-brutal L-legend... O_O

Ophelia: Maybe he hit his head harder than we thought...

Kill Master: *to Yuna* Hey there, little lady *pushes sunglasses down to look at her*

 

[Lola p]

*Grows wings and wraps them around herself like a blanket*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at Johnny in confusion after he said the name of a video game and then at Eddie, Ophelia and Kill Master*

*move closer to Johnny when Kill Master addresses me*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ophelia: You're not from around here are you?

But...you're...this...video game...huh?

Eddie: What's this about a video game?

Y-you're from a video game! Heh...I'm either dead or hallucinating all of this...

Eddie: Are you saying they made a video game about us? AWESOOOOOME!

Ophelia: What's a video game?

Eddie: Um...don't worry about it...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

If you're hallucinating, then we both have the same hallucination @_@

*take Johnny's hand, trying to remember what exactly happened in the cave earlier*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Um...we were transported back in time and apparently Brutal Legend it real O_O...this "belt buckle" thing will transport the person through time with a blood offering...Eddie is actually from "modern times." Thats how he got here in the game...***

Kill Master: Maybe you should hit him on the head again?

Eddie: I think they are from my time....

Ophelia: But the idol of Ormagoden doesn't work without an offering of...demon blood...

Um...*bad poker face*

Eddie: I don't think they're dangerous. They don't look dangerous

Ophelia: Can we really trust them?

Eddie: You trusted me...

Ophelia: But...

Eddie: Again, you're too uptight.