The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Girl: Well then, what your wife doesn't know won't hurt her

EXCUSE ME?!?

Girl: Come on...

GET AWAY FROM ME!

*Spike comes over to investigate and starts growling at the girl*

....

 

[PanthraDion]

Squid: There is no other way out of here. Even if you were to kill me, you would only die in here, for you do not know how to work this maze. This is your only way out! Either you, Yuna, leave as your little friend suggests, or I bring down the tunnel on you both!
*Meekly*
***Please Yuna, I respect that you do not want to leave me behind, but please! Just leave to save both our skins. I'm used to this type of thing. Go get Johnny and Rachel and Alan and Kiwi and Ginger and go to MIB to see Fang...no...wait...oh, I don't know what to think!!! I will try to keep in contact with you if, no when, you leave......I'm sorry....I'm making no sense.***

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look unsure*

*to Melissa*
**Are you really sure?**

 

[PanthraDion]

***Yes, I'm sure. But please, once free, go get help. There has go to be a way to destroy this maze and get me free, once you are free, and kill the squid.***

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Girl: *getting frustrated* Go away, mutt. *kicks Spike*

HEY! NO ONE KICKS MY DOG!

Girl: I...uh...* ridiculously sweet voice* just forget about it. How about we go out for ice cream?

Leave me alone before I call the cops

Girl: Arg! Why isn't it working?

*Spike keeps growling*

Wait a minute...you're not human

Girl: I.....fine. Maybe I'm not. But judging by how you aren't affected by me, you aren't either.

Go away and leave me alone.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**I will, I promise.**

*to the squid*
Okay, deal. I will leave this maze.

 

[PanthraDion]

***Thanks.***
Squid: Wise choice. *Teleports Yuna to just outside the maze entrance.*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look back at the maze before swimming back to the surface and to the shore, thinking to myself Don't worry, Melissa, I'll get help*

*turn human once I'm back at the shore; quickly teleport home to the bathroom and dry myelf off before getting dressed*

*look through the house for Johnny but can't find him or Spike*

**Johnny, where are you? I got out of the underwater caverns**

*feed Figaro while contacting my husband*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Oh thank god. I'm at the park being harassed by who I think is a succubus...or a vampire. Hard to say...***

 

[PanthraDion]

Squid: Now then, my pet, what shall we play? Hmm? Oh, I know, how about 'run away from the spike-ball of death' hmm?
*Raises head*
Do what you want.
Squid: Oh, a brave one, are we? Well then...
*A spike-ball appears and she starts swimming for her life.*