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*The tip of one of the tentacles falls off.*
This squid must be magic.
 

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*Sends flame in the direction of the squid. The squid dodges both spells and vanishes into the tunnels.*
 

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*just sitting on the bench when a random girl sits next to him*

....uh...hi?

Girl: Your dog is cute.

Um...thanks...

*slides away from the girl, but the girl scoots closer*

Can I help you with something? >_>

Girl: You know, your dog isn't the only thing that's cute.

I'm married.

Girl: Aw, that's too bad. *the girl shows no signs of leaving*

......I'd appreciate it if you didn't flirt with me -_-

Girl: Who's flirting? *leans closer*

Seriously, I'm married. Leave me alone.
 

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*Swears*
I don't know what to do. I don't-
Squid: I do. I can offer a deal.
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Somehow, I don't like the sound of a deal. Sounds more like a deal with a devil :/
 

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Squid: But I am no devil. I will set one of you free, but only one, and I will keep the other one here as my pet and plaything. *Evilly laughs.*
Yuna, you should go. You have a husband, I have none, obviously, since I am only 16, but you should go. I'll stay here.
 

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*frown*
No, I can't leave a friend behind. There's got to be another way, a way to get the both of us outta here.
 
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