The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Yep

And uh...yeah...I have a cow form now...haven't actually seen it yet though

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Mister Frosch: *while preparing the ice cream and then giving the bowl and spoons to us* "That must be awkward to be male and have a cow form now. But how did you end up as a werecow in the first place, Johnny?"

 

[Sgt Floyd]

There were some werewolves infecting cows and eating the meat turns you into a werecow. And unfortunately...*pokes stomach* It came with a nasty side effect. I was working out earlier, which is why I can barely move right now

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Mister Frosch: "Ah, I see. Good think I prefer ham and not beef."

But Johnny sure lost a lot of weight today. He'll be back to normal in no time

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Or I might just stay like this if working out causes so much pain

I was like...twice this when we started...

Stupid werecow metabolism >_>

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Or we just have to find out if thre's a more enjoyable way for you to lose weight

Mister Frosch: "You were twice your current size!?" O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Apparently demons can lose weight fast...but they shouldn't have to. The werecow pretty much canceled everything else out so I would have kept gaining weight until I really did weigh as much as a cow

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Mister Frosch: "Woah..." O_O

But I do wonder where the werewolves came from or if they have another reason for biting the cows, other then just for fun...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Who knows? Werewolves are......*bat language* >_>

*Looks at Frosch*

You don't want to know what I just said...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Mister Frosch: "If you say so..."

*nod*
I certainly agree with you there, Johnny.