The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Fine fine

I thought working out was supposed to make you feel good, not in pain all over...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I think the part with feeling good only come into play when you're used to working out...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Bleh

There's a part of me that wants to see my cow form, part of me that never wants to even look at a cow again

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I think taking a look at your new form wouldn't be so bad. You don't have to use it if you don't want to.

*think But I can think of a song you could sing next time we're singing karaoke*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(a song about cows? )

I guess I have to eventually...

*stands up and turns cow demon minus the udders*

*is a human shaped cow that is sort of a yellowy-tan color, small but extremely sharp horns, looks like he weighs at least a third of what a cow normally weighs, feet are hooves but human foot sized but not visible in his boots, hands are large hooves, but the two toes can work like fingers and has a thumb, upper body has amazingly huge muscles that aren't quite body builder muscles but at least three times the size of his own, but still look proportionate to the rest of him*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(I Am Cow by The Arrogant Worms )

*take a good look at Johnny after he turned*
Well, you look good as a cow demon.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Really?

*tries to look at himself*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Certainly better than as a werecow

Mister Frosch: "You don't look so bad, Johnny."

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*happy moo*

:3

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*chuckle and give Johnny a hug*

You're the cutest cow I've ever seen :3
... But you still have to work out in human form