The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Can't...keep...going...

*gasps for breath*

Fang: Ok, ok. You can take a break. You look like you lost some weight already. Like I said, it won't take long to do it because you're not human, but you will have to push yourself...

can I have a pretzel now?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Let's at least give him a small pretzel now. Or he has to until he has los enough weight

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: You gotta lose more weight first.

Awww....

Fang: Get down to your rat form's weight. Then you can have a pretzel.

*groans*

Fang: Take a break first...

YAY!

*collapses on the machine*

Fang: Bat demons have terrible stamina compared to most demons

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

But it's amazing how fast we can fly. And we're absolutely adorable :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Stupid cow form...

Fang: Well, provided you don't become a werecow again, you won't have to worry about eating. But your cow form will probably be whatever you weighed when we started

*groans*

Fang: At least cow demons are super strong. Werecows not really, but you should see the muscles on a cow demon

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

So, Johnny could use his cow form for fighting then? In case it's too dangerous to be in bat demon form.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: Yeah, he could. They can take a lot of abuse too. They are pretty much the complete opposite of a werecow

Would I still make milk?

Fang: Um...yes...unless you chose to transform without the udders...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, if you choose to transform with udders, maybe you could feed our future kids if ever get me pregnant, Johnny

But I'm sure you prefer your cow demon form to your scorpion form

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I prefer the spider form to the scorpion form. And it's finally gone!

Fang: Ok, break is over. Get back to it! Remember...pretzels!

*squeak!*

*gets back to exercising very excitedly*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Good thing the scorpion form is gone at last...

*watch Johnny getting back to exercising and smilingly shake my head at his excitement*