The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

You'll be fine, Johnny. You want to have your hot, sexy look back, don't you?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I think I'd rather be a cow... This is hard for someone who's never worked out...ever...

*gets on and Fang starts it*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

See it that way, you can expect a nice makeout session when you're done

 

[Misskermie]

(I got you a pretzel couch. )

*wakes up*

SHAME.
I like sleeping, but I woke up.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: How about a pretzel?

*squeak!*

Fang: Then get to it!

PRETZELS!!!!

*starts*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*giggle*
Well, that works too

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: Most demons have that one food that they are obsessed with and you can bribe them to do anything

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

In his case, it's pretzels

Maybe I should start bribing him with pretzels if I want anything XD

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: You could. It's almost like an animal instinct...if you promise them their favorite food, that's all they can focus on

*starts getting a bit tired*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And maybe even wake them up by promising them their favorite food