The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Poop happens )

Oh... guess I misunderstood it then. But good thing the thing with killing someone by doing it with them didn't come with it. That would be really poopie

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Sheesh...seems like all of my problems go back to Emma. But at least she can't bother or hurt anyone else.

Matt: But your romance level took a huge spike upwards

*just gives him a look like "shut up"*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*giggle*

Aw, come here, Johnny

*give him a kiss*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*kiss back*

:3

Jessica: Ignore him. He can be a bit of a perv

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Jessica*
Aren't all men a bit of a perv?

At least it's not all he thinks about

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Jessica: Nah, all he thinks about is food

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And eats a lot and is addicted to something, like pretzels?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Jessica: You could say that, only he's addicted to pancakes. Good thing bat demons have such good metabolism

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Is there anything Johnny didn't inherit from his father?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't know whether to be offended by that or not...

Jessica: Haha, bat demons tend to get all their traits from one parent or the other. Unfortunately, Johnny got everything from him