The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

Chris: A'ight, well the name's Chris.

Matthew: Salutations, my name is matthew. *kisses my hand*

*I look at Tracey*

Tracey: Don't let look fool ya, Matthew is 100% danger.

Matthew: Actually, 10% danger. Approximately 98% human, and 2% milk.

-___-

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

:3

You make the cutest bat noises, you know that, Johnny? :3

 

[Misskermie]

So... What's the plan?

Tracey: It involves some seducing.

Puh-lease, I am the daughter of the queen of seduce.

Chris: Who's the queen of seduce?

Miss Piggy for the win.

Matthew: Actually, the queen of seduce is-

MISS PIGGY! RIGHT...?

Matthew: Yup, you're 100% correct. She scares me.

Tracey: ANYWAY, here's the plan.

*We huddle to hear the plan*

 

[Lola p]

**Yo, Jaz, what's up?**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Aphrodite? She's the goddess of love )

Yeah, I don't like not being able to make them. I should wear the neutralizing bracelet more, but I can't bring myself to do it

 

[Lola p]

(Or Venus, if you're Roman, )

*Paces*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, we're alone here, so you won't have to worry about anything.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Or Ember if you are Danny Fenton )

I know I guess...there's a part of me that still feels vulnerable if I wear one...

 

[Misskermie]

**Oh nothing, just busting out of jail.***

 

[Lola p]

**Oh? Need any help?**