The Creature Calamity Club

[Muppet fan 123]

*paces around room*

Hi there..I'm Mitchell and I'm from... Err, that's not right..Um..yo. I'm Mitch, and I...shoots.

I don't want to look stupid to my neighbors. They were really nice to offer me a room here. I want to properly thank them all.

Here goes nothing...
*leaves apartment*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Still cheating on him

But really...what is going on?

 

[Misskermie]

So, remember that husband of mine that I said I killed? Yeah, hes alive, and all over me.

 

[Muppet fan 123]

*overhears conversation from top of steps*

Maybe this is a bad time....

*runs back to room*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*facepalm*

Jaaaazzzz....

*shakes head*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at Jaz's in kisses covered face*
I can see that o__O

So, um, what are you gonna do? Does your husband know you have feelings for someone else?

 

[Misskermie]

And we're legally married!


EDIT: Yes, I told him!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Uh huh...*leans against the wall*

I don't know what to say right now...maybe you can get Hubert to do that scary werewolf thing he did to whatshisface...

 

[Lola p]

Just tell him to hit the road?

 

[Misskermie]

O___O
But that's mean!

*laughs*
That's funny, I dont care.