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The Creature Calamity Club

Yuna Leonhart

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*smile and walk over to the bed*

Bacon and eggs and a cup of blood for the best fiance a girl could wish for :3

*hold the tray so that Johnny can take a cup and a plate*
 

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*starts eating*

I hope Casey is ok...that chick seems kinda psycho...
 

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*nod in agreement while slowly eating*
I hope so too. I can't believe she did this to him. He deserves a better life...
 

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I mean, why would she want to kill him, and us, when he didn't do anything to her? O_0

I doubt she's a scientist...
 

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I don't know... it's like she's doing it just for fun...

*stop eating to drink a bit of the blood before resuming eating*

I hope we can find answers...
 

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*The door opens*

Old Man: Wait, I remember you. You’re that woman from yesterday!

Yeah, I am. Listen, I know you’re probably going to be mad at me for this but…

*Hands him the files of poems*

…I collected all of your poems and read them.

Old Man: *shocked* What? Where did you get these? Have you been stealing from my home?

Uh, no. You threw them on me. Remember.

Old Man: *embarrassed* Oh. Yes. I did, didn’t I.

You know, a lot of them are really good! Have you ever considered publishing?

Old Man: Oh, er, thank you but they’re not that good. Besides, they’re erm, *ahem* personal.

*suddenly he slams the door in my face*

*shocked* Wha-? HEY! You weren’t supposed to do that! *sigh* Never mind. Maybe I should stop trying to change people’s lives.

*walks off, hands in pockets and kicking the paper balls along the way.*
 
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