The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Most zombie movies don't end with a cure...

but this isn't a movie, so, maybe?

*tries to turn demon and can only be in demon death form*

*turns back*

*ghost powers seem to be working*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I just hope there is a cure for you...

*watch him trying to enter his demon form and ending up in death demon form*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm sure there will be. But meanwhile, we gotta figure out what to do about the smell...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, I'm sorry to say this, but the smell is unbearable. But what can we do about the smell? Using lots of perfume?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I think you're exaggerating when you say "unbearable"

I don't know, but a shower certainly isn't going to help...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And I can't think of anything of what we could do about the smell :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lots and lots of extra strength cologne?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Enough for a thousand men?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Uh...sure...

You know, I'm not going to attack you and try to eat your brain...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I trust you won't.

*sigh*
It's just that I rather see you looking and being alive and well, instead of looking and behaving like a zombie...