The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

Cop: You're under arrest for freaking out people!


Whoa, whoa whoa, you must be fake po po, cuz, if people got arrested for freaking out people, Chucky and Jigsaw would get arrested to!


Cop: *Shoves Me in police car*


I demand to know my rights!


Cop: Right to remain silent.

Grrrr...

 

[Lola p]

Yep. I am.

 

[meepmuppaphones]

*Mines deeper and finds a mass of mysterious crystals*
Oohh. Shiny crystals. Should I tell them or not? I bet they don't want me to, anyways...
*Looks around and finds a mutated monster gargoyle thing*
Uhm...
*Sends telepathic message to Yuna and Sarge*
Guys? I know you don't want to be disturbed, but there's something you might want to see...
*Readies cheese bazooka as more monsters appear*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Not to mention that a dragon is flying, and can probably fly a lot faster

 

[Lola p]

*walks to Jaz*

What was she doing, officer?

 

[Misskermie]

AT POLICE STATION


Don't I get a phonecall?


Cop: I guess...


*Dials Yuna*
YUNA! PICK UP THE PHONE!!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Wouldn't be a fair race, in my opinion.

Edit:
*hear my cellphone ring; pick up*

Hello?

 

[Lola p]

Well, it fought of that...

*snaps and extra bike parts apear*

This will make it go as fast as I can. One use only, of coarse...

 

[Misskermie]

DAH!!!!


Cop: SO much for that huh? *Smirk*


*Mumbles* Control yourself, you don't have your medication...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*looks at Grace skeptically*

And just where exactly are we planning on having this race? I don't need to be arrested and I don't think its a good idea to have a dragon flying around where people can see it