The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

(Pst...Meep, you missed Grace's post about destroying him

Edit: *looks at below post* *kermit scrunch face*

 

[Lola p]

*Flies after*

GET BACK HERE!

*Fires, and makes Greg explode into dust*

 

[Hubert]

He's not angry at me!

*to GRace*

What'd you do that for? Do you want to have a funeral for zombie Gregory, too? Cause we gladly will...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I WILL KILL YOU IF WE HAVE ANOTHER FUNERAL!

 

[Hubert]

Dear friends, we are gathered here today to honor a wonderful chicken and friend's zombie.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*at the HQ with a mutated rabbit*

*to Rex*
Oh, and do you happen to have a normal animal for Sarge? All the other animals in the forest are like this guy here.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: This is very strange. I am assuming there are more animals like this? Lets get it into quarantine so we can run tests on it to see if whatever this is can be cured or if its contagious. Where is everyone else?

 

[meepmuppaphones]

*The chicken dust regenerates into a bigger, more terrifying Gregory*

Okay. Now I'm angry.

*Starts glowing fiery red, and takes out cheese bazooka and flies after Gregory*

COME BACK HERE YOU CHICKEN OF A CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hubert]

Gregory the chicken's zombie was an extremely wonderful person, who taught us all a lot.

EDIT: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZiffel

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

In the forest. Hubert's probably holding a funeral for Gregory again.

And Sarge doesn't take it well that all animals are like this. Not that I blame him, he needs his blood from somewhere.