The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

We wouldn't want it to be stolen
But no comlaining as long as I keep my organs inside my body. I'm not ready to donate them yet

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm more concerned about getting another parking ticket

*gets on with Yuna*

And another speeding ticket

*drives to mall*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*arrive at the mall; get off the motorcycle*

Maybe you shouldn't drive way over the speed limit if you don't want another speeding ticket

And now let's enter the mall like a brave Heartless army

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Enter the mall WITH a Heartless army? That might scare more than a few people

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I didn't say WITH, I said LIKE
Though we could enter the mall like brave Nobodies or Unversed

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lets just go in XD

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay. I don't even know how brave Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed look like. I'm too busy beating them into a pulp

*we enter the mall*
*ignoring my rumbling tummy* Now where to first?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I think they would all be brave attacking someone who constantly kills their friends

I think we need to get you something to eat first

 

[Lola p]

*realises I'm in the back of a Mc Donald's at the mall*

Wait.. This is a scientists facility.? Ug...

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Spat? I don't know a Spat...

Spat (the rat): Hmm, well, you're useless to me. I might as well suck up your magic now.

My magic? What do you mean? And how are you talking? And why is everyone running away from me?

Spat: Why don't you take a look for yourself.

*hands over mirror*

BWA! How am I? Who am I? But, but... how?

Spat: You're an ogre so what? As for the talking, I ate some poison that mutated me. Oh, and you have magic that I'm going to take away from you.

What?!! I have magic? You must be crazy!!

Spat: Well, you will, but only for a few more minutes. I plan to take all your magic, and kill all the monsters of the world. Now, shut up! I've got some work to do!

*puts IV in me*