The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

*comes out of nowhere*

Could I possibly give a reason?

 

[Lola p]

*backs Sarge up*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*stares deeply into the shopkeeper's subconcious*

YOU are the reason that so many creatures have been captured in the first place. And you show no remorse. *claws start to draw noticeable blood*

Shopkeeper: You are *gasp* stronger than I....thought. Please...just let me go and I won't bother you again...

Hmmm...no, because you will never change. I can see everything you have ever done. But no one has ever stood up to you. Until today. And you *claws dig deeper* will never *black energy starts to surround other hand* do this to anyone else *insert something too graphic to describe on this site here* AGAIN!

*throws lifeless body down to the ground*

 

[Lola p]

Is... Is it done?

 

[Lola p]

*a woman walks in.

Hello? I came, I will be the new shop keeper.

 

[Vincent L]

[wakes up from dreamless sleep]
Where is everyone?
[looks out window with binoculars]
What's going on with the shop? Better go down to investigate.

(edit: ziffeled?)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*shopkeeper's body disintegrates into dust*

*eyes stop glowing red, mist dissipates*

Ugh...*falls to the ground in exhaustion*

 

[Vincent L]

Why be the shopkeeper? Just take everything in the shop back to the apartment.

EDIT: ziffeled (not again)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*in shock*
I killed someone?

 

[Hubert]

You killed him!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I never even gave my reason not to kill him...

But anyhow, now that that's done with...

*stares at Sarge, tapping foot*

I'm still waiting...