The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

*Runs away screaming*

 

[Bannanasketch]

Guys, did you hear those shots? I thought it came from over here!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I heard them. I chose to ignore them. Staying out of trouble...

 

[Lola p]

*gets stabbed*

Sarge...

*Teleports*

 

[Bannanasketch]

Well, fine then! Grace is running and screaming, somebody's shooting something, and I'm the only one that wants to help! Well, fine then, I'll go help...

... right after I eat this waffle. Seriously, these are phenomenal.

Edit: ...And I get ziffeled and Grace just got stabbed.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'm with Sarge on this one. We had enough trouble. Is it too much to ask for just one day without any?

 

[Lola p]

Fine...

*turns into a wolf and runs into forest*

 

[Bannanasketch]

*finishes waffles*

Well, Grace just got stabbed and teleported away. I don't even know what to do anymore. *sigh* Maybe, another waffle will help?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*hand Bananasktch a waffle*
I think we're about to buy everything the food court has to offer.

*moving on to the Dunkin' Donuts*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I find it funny. She always calls for my help, but when I get there, she doesn't want it. So, if she doesn't want my help, why bother going to her rescue?