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Cop: Oh, I'm so scared. This gun is loaded with silver bullets. i can end your life right now if you force me to.
 

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OK...let's take him back

*goes to Sarge's side*
 

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Cop: Aw...you know, Wolfie needs a time out. *makes the mistake of reaching in cage to flick Graces nose like a bad dog*
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*groans and starts shivering*
 

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Cop: *pulls hand back* Feisty one you are. Here...do you something with your energy and play fetch with yourself *tosses rubber ball into cell* All your noise is giving me a headache.
 

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Actually, why carry him?

*picks Sarge up without touching him, he is suspended in the air in front of me*

Shall we go?
 
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