The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

*Runs over to Sarge*

Hey Saaaaaaaaarge. Wake uuuuup. I have coooow bloooood...

 

[Lola p]

*someone shot an energy bracelet, and I go to human form*

 

[Misskermie]

Grace, what was that?

*Feels Sarge's forehead*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*hits Jaz with wing twitch*
*makes panicked sounded bat noises*
*still asleep*

 

[Misskermie]

*Knocked out by twitch*


*Talks in sleep: No mom, I want two scoops...*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*mumbles in sleep*
...Yuna...witches...

 

[Misskermie]

*Mumbles*

Fozzie you idiot...

*Suddenly wakes up*

SPIDERS!!! ALL OVER MEH!!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: You were saying you would be escaping? HAHAHAHA! Yeah, we have those bracelets too.

 

[Misskermie]

That's it!! Lemme at the cops, you've seen me get destuctive!!! Screw my medicine!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Jaz...how are you always two places at once?)