The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

Officer, I want to put something in perspective to you. I'm a "thing." I'll admit that. I'm a "thing." But what I want you to understand is that I was born a plain old regular human being. Just like you. And it just so happened that I accidentally became a "thing." Just like this "thing" you got here. If she's a "thing," I'm a "thing." And I want to make it known to you that at any given moment you could accidentally become a "thing." Then I think when you accidentally become a "thing," we'll throw guns up at you and call you a "thing," mock you and say you're worthless. And then we'll see what your perspective on "things" is.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: *to hubert* Are threatening me?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And just because she's a "thing" doesn't it make her evil. She has her flaws, true, but who hasn't? Her heart's in the right place and that's what matters.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: * condescendingly* touching...

 

[Lola p]

*runs away screaming like Walter*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Ugh...you obviously care about "her." Just...get out my sight before I change my mind and arrest you all for loitering or something

 

[Hubert]

How professional...a police officer making up fake charges just to arrest us...

 

[Lola p]

*acidentaly trips officer*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble something unintelligible*

*to Hubert and Vincent*
Come on, let's go looking for her.

Edit: Ziffel-Dee-Doo-Dah, Ziffel-Dee-Ay

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: *mumbles something* I don't have time to deal with this childish nonsense. Either leave, or I arrest you. Your choice.