*wakes up in room*
*looks at clock*
Meh. I've been asleep for like 3 hours.
*walks outside*
Blech… it's hot. :/ Abnormally hot for March. Must be global warming, heh heh. *continues walking* Ice cream truck? What the hey? Earlier this year, I guess… so strange…
*sees kids running around all over the place*
No, this can't be right. Kids shouldn't be outside now. They should be in school!
*looks at phone*
Ohhhh… no. Now I've done it. I've been asleep since MARCH! It's June now! This is getting out of hand. Every sleep I take it gets longer and longer. This can't be healthy. I must look terrible.
*goes back to room*