The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

Girl, please, I'm a cyborg queen, I can make my own cloaking device.

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

Yuna, see those men dressed in black on the screen? A bunch of them murdered my cousins on a stealth ship, it's like they were hunting mermaids, I used my siren song to crash their ship and they all drowned, they also saw Jaz flying and now we're surrounded.
This is Cecil, he's my mermate, I had to change him to save his life and my kiss promised us, Darren left me anyway.

Cecil: Hello, you may have heard about my brother Bob? He hit on your husband... Er that doesn't sound quite right...

 

[Misskermie]

Heh heh...
"If you were gay..."

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

Johnny was a girl then... And Jaz really? It was just an offer to help, you don't need to be so high and mighty about it.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at the screen, seeing all those men dressed in black and frown while listening to Victoria's explanation*
But why would they hunt mermaids? Do they have something against monsters and creatures?

Darren left you and now you're together with Cecil after you kissed him to save his life? o__O

*to Cecil*
Hello, I'm Yuna. Um, no, I haven't heard of your brother Bob :/
Let me guess, he hit on my husband while he was still female, huh? Remind me to kick your brother in the jewels for hitting on him -_-

 

[Misskermie]

*crosses arms*

Well SORRY for expressing my humor.

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

Calm down Jaz, it was a joke, I'm joking back with you. Tell Yuna what the reporter said to you,

Cecil: Yes we bonded, Bob threw us in a tank and I was drowning, so Vicki kissed me while I was changing in to a merman to blow air in to my lungs to save my life. And as for Bob, please do kick him,

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stare at Cecil*
Your own brother tried to kill you? O_O
Good thing Victoria was able to save you.

 

[Misskermie]

Oh...
Heh heh...
Sorry...

Anyway, Yuna, the reporter was asking me about the robot revolution. I was yelling that when it happens I was going to destroy the puddles first...
And uh...
Yeah.

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

Cecil: so what do we do?

I'm not so sure, I'm still new to this area. Ladies? Any suggestions?