The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*still cuddling*
So, are we staying in bed all day? :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I dunno, are we?

 

[Misskermie]

*runs into wall and blacks out again*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

If you want to, why not? :3

 

[Misskermie]

*wakes up in some sort of dungeon*

OMG, I'm wearing a bikini...
...
Why am I...?

*looks up at monster in front of me*
*look down at words on bikini*

Offering...

OH S***!!!
*zips away*

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

*gets to the beach where six stern looking beautiful girls are peering at her from the water.*
Ariana: Victoria, we hear you have taken a mate,

Yes, Cecil.

Lillian: Poseidon says he is unacceptable, he is not of royal blood and is a beta-mer.

What?!? I promised myself to him! Albeit it was an accident when I was trying to save his life, but the bond has made me love him,

Samantha: It is against our rules,

*all mermaids don't notice a black ship cruising closer in stealth mode.*

Oni: You must report for a hearing, the only acceptable mates that are beta-mer have to be of royal blood,

This is unfair!!

 

[Misskermie]

*wakes up*

That was a dream? Dag nabbit...

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

Ariana: Victoria, I know this is upsetting, but you do want to return to the palace do you not?

*cries* of course I do,

Oni: Then find a suitable mate,

*hears noise and looks up just in time to see a bullet fly through Katrina*
KAT!!!! *looks up and sees armed men dressed in black attacking the mermaids in the water from the small stealth vessel,*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Its been a while hasn't it?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yep

Besides, it's nice to just stay in bed and cuddle :3