The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

:3

*kisses her*

Man...wouldn't it be nuts if that was a strange new power I got?

 

[Misskermie]

*goes to make a penut butter and oil sandwich*

Out of oil...?
*zooms off to Robots R Us, and comes back with gallons of oil*

Like I was doing...
*proceeds to making sandwich*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It certainly would be. Perhaps you shoul check if you have a nw power?

 

[Misskermie]

*gets in front of TV and watches the news, eating sandwich*

News guy on TV: Citizens have reported some sort of person or machine flying around town earlier. Studies show it could be both! Scientist are baffled at how this could be possible.

*drops sandwich*

Holy S***...
*fetal position*
I think I'll stay here awhile...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But it'snot a power you would want me to have XD

 

[Misskermie]

*turns off TV*
Well... Only one thing to do now...
*activates alternate disguise mode*
Now I look like Vincent.
Let's blame him for everything.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Right you are
A better power for you would be to look so adorable that I just want to hug you :3

 

[Misskermie]

...
*thinks about it*
Nah...
*deactivates it*
TAKE IT LIKE A CYBORG JAZ!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*bat eyes*

*grows fangs and ears*

*gives her a sad 'lost puppy dog' look*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Aw :3

*cuddle*
You're so adorable :3