The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

Please! It is a danger to others if I do not releave stress now!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

No you did not, but you are arguing that we cannot believe someone who does not fully understand what they are talking about. With that logic, how can you believe Mr. Grey or the other person when they have never met a monster, therefore, not understanding them, therefore, not knowing what they are talking about?

 

[Hubert]

Herb: I DID NOT ASK YOU, attorney. Grace, answer my question now. And I mean now. If you do not, we cannot follow through with the verdict.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Why are getting so defensive over me pointing out a glaring flaw with your logic?

 

[Hubert]

Herb: Attorney, the faster she answers this faulty logic question, the faster we can get out of here.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ah ha! So you admit your logic is faulty!

 

[Lola p]

*through gritted teeth*

Judge.I.Must.Leave.Now.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

...
*scoops of muffin and gives her to Grace* Would your cat make you feel better?

*eye twitch*

 

[Hubert]

Herb: I did not admit that. Though you can't here it in speaking, I was putting "faulty logic" in quotation marks.

Judge: Why do you need to leave?

 

[Lola p]

*looks at judge with amber eyes*

That is why!