The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*orders everything on the room service menu twice*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*chuckle*
Are you that hungry?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm annoyed. So I want food

*looks around the hotel room*

Hm...this jacuzzi would be ncie if it wasn't in front of a window. But we are on the top floor so I guess it doesn't matter...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm... maybe they assumed the guests would ant to look out of the window when in the jacuzzi. And I doubt people could spy on us when we're using it...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fangirls will find ways

*the food arrives*

Waiter: How exactly do you plan on eating all of this? O_0

Who says I'm eating it all now?

*the waiter just looks at him and leaves*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Maybe we should make sure there are curtains or blinds

*after the food arrived*
Yay, food

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*grabs a random plate and starts eating*

I should be a professional eater. I hear they get paid a lot for winning competitions

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

How about a professional singing eater?

*take a plate and start eating too*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*turns on the tv and finds something to watch*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*watch some TV while eating*

*after I ate my fill*
I'm going teleport home to feed our pets. Wanna come along?