The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*the show starts*

*jumps down from where he was and lands safely*

*unclips the rope*

*goes through routine*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*cheer for Johnny while he performs*
You're the best! =D

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*the show finally ends and he has to sign more autographs*

*gets on the bus in a bad mood as before*

Can we start limiting it to just one thing to be signed? I can't keep signing everything that one person can throw at me :/

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Maybe we could create cards that are already signed by you? Then they ould all have your autograph and you won't have to sign everything they throw at you :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Manager: Yeah, good luck making people happy with that

*glares*

Manager; Well, we won't be able to make it to the hotel until morning, so you are either going to have to stay up all night and sleep in the morning or sleep on the bus. There's a room in the back, right next to the bathroom.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Anyway, maybe Joey should just sign photos of himself and album covers. Sooner or later, someone will ask if he could sign their underwear :/

*look at Johnny*
Let's sleep on the bus.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*goes to the back of the bus with Yuna to a room with a bed barely big enough for one person*

Hm...you wanna be on top or bottom? :/

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I think I want to be on top :/

... Looks like you have to be a dwarf to sleep in that bed :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sigh*

*looks and notices that it is possible to lock the door*

*closes it and locks it*

*sits on the bed and turns into a rat*

*tries to make himself comfortable and goes to sleep*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That works too...

*lie next to Johnny and fall asleep, staying human*