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Sgt Floyd

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*goes downstairs to the restaurant*

Waiter: You look familiar...aren't you that new singer who all the girls go nuts for?

Um...maybe. Probably. Can we sit somewhere away from people?

Waiter: Sure...*leads them to a table in the back*
 

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*looks at the menu*

Hm...I'll have waffles and bacon...with an orange juice
 

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*look at the menu too, deciding on a latte macchiato, croissant and a slice of chocolate cake*
 

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*the waiter leaves*

Well...at least he didn't ask me for an autograph...
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Yeah. He doesn't seem to be interested in your music. But at least that's better than a fangirl waiting our table :stick_out_tongue:
 

Sgt Floyd

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True XD

Must just be girls. Which is kinda strange since my music tends to be on the hard rock side of things...
 

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Maybe the girls think you're hot and sexy and you have a great singing voice. And they would be right about these things :stick_out_tongue:
 

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Meh...at least we haven't encountered any-

*loud squee is heard and he's sudden;y attack hugged by some random waitress*

WAAAAHHHH!

O_O
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*give a start at the loud squee*

*stare at the waitress hugging my husband*
Um, excuse me, but could you let him go, please? He still needs to breathe.
 
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