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Sgt Floyd

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Ok...time to attempt to build this thing...

I need a screwdriver...

*teleports to the garage and gets his tools and teleports back*

Let's see...

*looks at the screws*

That's a weird looking screw :/

*looks through his tools for a screwdriver that matches it*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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I'll be outside while you build it. See you later.

*go outside and turn bat*

*fly around*
 

Lola p

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(IKEA?)

*Wakes up still as a pony and rolls out of bed*

O_O

Oh, wait. Yeah...
 

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(You gotta be a rocket scientist to build Ikea furniture :stick_out_tongue:)

what is this? Some weird screw that needs some weird foreign screwdriver? Ugh...

Maybe I can just jam a flathead in there -_-
 

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*fly to the waterfall area and turn human*

*sit close to the water and practice telekinesis with tiny little rocks that are lying around*
 

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*spends a long time trying to build the table*

*lets out a long string of swears in every language he knows and stuff falls apart and he hurts himself*
 

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*still practicing telekinesis with tiny little rocks*

I hope everything goes well with the table... Perhaps we should have looked for another store that sells furniture instead of just going to Ikea...
 

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*FINALLY gets the stupid thing put together*

*moves it into the kitchen and gets some blood and goes sit on the couch*
 
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