The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

Good afternoon! (different time zone)
[hands Miss Kermie some oil]

 

[Misskermie]

Ah, thank you Vincent!

*Drinks oil*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

"Oh really? You wouldn't even begin to know all the secrets I have!"

I'm like the ghost rider, only I can't kill you by looking at you

 

[Misskermie]

That's just scary.
If you're ghost rider, then I'm... Uh...
I don't know.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Nope, I can only read your mind and gaze into your subconscious to see every bad thing, regret, and memory you have. If I really felt like doing it. I can't kill you like the ghost rider. I think we should be scared if I could

 

[Lola p]

Wait... You can do that....

Oh crap!

XP

 

[Hubert]

Yeah...I think I better buy a 'BIG MISTAKE' eraser and erase all bad memories about Sarge, all bad things about Sarge, and any regrets that may offend Sarge...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Its not like I can do it accidentally. You'll know I'm reading your subconscious if I suddenly start staring at you for no apparent reason. Although there is no way you will know if I'm reading your mind (as in hearing your thoughts)

 

[Lola p]

Me and Sarge have an empathy link... Have no idea why, but we do. Isnt that cool?

 

[Hubert]

So Sarge can hear my thoughts...so now I have to make sure my thoughts are not saying anything bad about her (or him, or it, or whatever Sarge is right now)