The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

Gravy or syrup.
And I need a lot of it.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

wow...I just need blood every couple of days. I could probably survive without food...

 

[Misskermie]

Well, lucky you.
Meanwhile, I'm pleasing a human and a robot all at once.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I still need food and I also need blood. But needing oil for every meal... all I can say is sh** :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I do like the smell of oil though, but maybe I've just gotten used to it working on my bike all the time. At least I don't smell perpetually like oil anymore. Although I still can't get it out from under my nails...

 

[Misskermie]

Don't say that Johnny, my instincts will cause me to eat your fingers.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah, I kinda need my fingers

So about that table now?

 

[Misskermie]

*hands sarge device*
Just select what you want, and it will suddenly appear.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*hands sarge Johnny device*

Um...we are in a mall...not a good idea...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I say going to a store would be a better idea :/